car poop

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.

I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.

by milf-mom September 8, 2007

immaculate poop

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

by Smoking Chicken April 1, 2005

Poop Sauce

Diarrhea taking place in the middle of the night.

Yo I had Poop Sauce last night and it was the worst night of my entire life i sauced for 15min straight.

by Mr.Sauce October 29, 2008

group poop

when two or more people take poops at the same time in the same bathroom in stalls situated next to each other so they can have a conversation while pooping

dude, you wanna take a group poop?

yeah, but lets use the girls room, its got more stalls.

by i am poop king June 14, 2010

poop flakes

Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.

I know Kitty was in the bed last night, there are poop flakes all over the sheets.

by joejoekitty November 15, 2007

poop head

Someone who does something that annoys you, makes you mad, or does something really stupid. Essentially, everyone is a poop head.

Saddam Hussein is a really big poop head.

by Katie April 3, 2003

Poop Turn

When you leave for work in your car in the morning and have to shit. You have to decide if you can gamble and make it to work or do a "poop turn". You turn your car around and head back home to crap on your own toilet.

Got a mile from home today heading for work when nature called. Had to whip a "poop turn" and go back home.

by It's always sunny in Corcoran October 17, 2010