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flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.
My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty
by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019
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Platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.
"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."
by ALEX CHARNEY March 27, 2008
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platypus

To lay down on top of someone that doesn't want to get up, going completely dead weight until they can't take it anymore and eventually rise.
"Dude if you don't get up, I'm going to platypus the shit out of you."
"Fine, I"ll get up."
by platypus enthusiast March 16, 2010
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Phatty Paul

by Phatty Paul February 19, 2004
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Phatty Sausage

A party of all dudes and no chicks. Can also consist of a huge dick but be said in a more respectable manner.
Screw this party its a phatty sausage fest.

I thought this party was going to have some hotties here, lets leave this phatty sausage.
by Gianni Licari June 22, 2006
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Krabby Patty

A sexual act where someone with male genetalia places their winkle between the breasts of a woman's breasts. A special use is when the head of the male genetalia is in the woman's mouth. This is called Eating a Krabby Patty.
by Sorakh3 December 13, 2015
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Pussy Platter

A name that you call your friend and an bunch of pussy on a platter
by Inside you May 8, 2019
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