Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
Get the Montana Paint mug.A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.
Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.
Or can mean get her wet all over
Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.
Or can mean get her wet all over
by mo40 August 12, 2012
Get the paint a masterpiece mug.A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).
by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013
Get the Paint the shutters mug.When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
by PennWard December 1, 2011
Get the Period Painting mug.when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
by Moogen31 August 13, 2011
Get the Paint Can Face mug.N. A state of being high.
Etymology:
Possibly originated in Wiz Khalifa's rap song titled "Car Service," but may have existed prior to that. The same thing as cloud city.
Etymology:
Possibly originated in Wiz Khalifa's rap song titled "Car Service," but may have existed prior to that. The same thing as cloud city.
Example.
1.Heather: You guys got any wood?
Jiffy: Yeah, I got some fake.
Paul: Word, let's roll up and visit Paint City, bitches.
2. Wiz Khalifa: I'm rolling up another one, staring out this window. You're telling me to change how I'm living but it's all I know. I seen the Paint City on my way up to another one. You'll find me anywhere that paper goes. - "Car Service"
1.Heather: You guys got any wood?
Jiffy: Yeah, I got some fake.
Paul: Word, let's roll up and visit Paint City, bitches.
2. Wiz Khalifa: I'm rolling up another one, staring out this window. You're telling me to change how I'm living but it's all I know. I seen the Paint City on my way up to another one. You'll find me anywhere that paper goes. - "Car Service"
by John McLove October 14, 2011
Get the Paint City mug.Similar to "desk jockey", a paint sniffer would be an individual that works inside a call center/cubicle type atmosphere.
by brainstorm85 July 2, 2011
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