loose button

When your asshole is stretched out from years of putting vegetables in there.

I can’t really do yoga, due to my loose button.

by Darth_Wanderer February 7, 2025

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

by bensandgren September 28, 2014

Duey Button

a Duey Button is when you lick your finger tips and slap someone on the forehead.

-when someone is pissing you off lick your fingers and slap them on the forehaed and say Duey Button!-

by Slippy Something? April 16, 2009

sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022

Dandy's World disrespect button

Created to disrespect the mascot horror game Dandy's World.

guy1: this game is ok.
guy2: Dandy's World disrespect button HERE

by ligmasigma April 5, 2025