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Herpes Ninja

A small, albeit herpes-infested ninja. He comes into your house while you are away and touches EVERYTHING.
Do you ever wonder why your room smells funny sometimes when you come home? That's a sure sign that the herpes ninja has paid you a visit.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
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ass ninja

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.
'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'
by Prycey September 9, 2003
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Bubba Ninja

1. One who enjoys the "back door"
2. Skinny little bitch
3. Butt Pirate
Did you see that guy sneaking him around,
Yeah he looked gay
Must be Bubba Ninja
Yep, there's a big fat guy putting his dick in his ass
by Taylor February 10, 2005
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Pigment Ninja

One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.

Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:

The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.

The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.

The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King

The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.

The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.

The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.

The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.

The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.

There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
Look at that Pigment Ninja over there.

Ya he sure does enjoy that KFC.
by Nigga4lyfeHomieG December 22, 2008
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:ninja:

master of the art of shifty-eyes
That :ninja: sure likes to look a round
by RFC 1459 April 30, 2006
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ninjaing

basically doing everything a ninja (killing sneaking around taking out pirates the usual) does without being seen or heard
d00d I was having so much fun ninjaing yesterday I took out three guards with no problems
by the true ninja August 29, 2006
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Swamp ninja

A term for a black person. It can mean "cool", or it could be derogatory.
I hired a swamp ninja to rob that bank for me.
by Lancington June 9, 2011
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