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internet explorer

person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course
by CreeperCat1 December 8, 2020
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Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!
by ShadowLing October 20, 2018
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Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 25, 2016
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internet thumper

Formally known as a bible thumper (also known as Google Thumping). Instead of one doing their own research, they simply “Google” information to prove their side of the story in order to suade others their opinions are correct.
*Laura Googles* “Can I turn my hair blonde from drinking coffee?”/ “See Stacy, the results say you can’t turn blonde from drinking coffee!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”
by Lil’ O’G’ September 7, 2021
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Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?
by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
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Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.
A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(
by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011
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Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!
by Dr. Tardlord May 6, 2016
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