Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"

Nick by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024

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Nick

Nick is attracted to women whose name starts with the letter A. Nick may take time to find the right letter A in his life but when he does he will know she’s the one. Nick is typically known as being a player but this isn’t always the case. It’s not nicks fault for having a good physique and such a thick dick. When he find that letter A she can tend to take time with Nick for some reassurance and to make sure the relationship is going to be worth it. But no need to fear because Nick will make that relationship right with letter A. Nick said he once heard the girl with the letter A say “I got a nigga named Nick who like to what? And Nick responds with play with her clit!” Nick can be miss understood by many but once they get close they love Nick and they love to have him in their life! So if you a girl with the letter A in your name and you find a Nick! Be happy cause you gonna love that thick dick!!!

Hey did you see Nick ? His dick is so thick !

Nick by Nickycun February 1, 2024