Nut Locked

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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sugared nuts

When you leave your semen to dry over your ballsack. It's really quite tasty.
I've seen far too many sugared nuts in my room in the past few weeks
by mousepouch360 July 29, 2016
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Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.
She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!
by rlobster December 24, 2016
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 04, 2018
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bitch with the nuts

A hot rod term that describes an American muscle car with dual exhaust, that has two mufflers (usually Flowmasters) and a large differential visible when seen from the rear.
Me and my buddy were out cruisin' and my buddy says, Wow, check it out, that Camaro is "the Bitch with the Nuts!"
by Ace Wheelin June 17, 2008
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Cube Nut

Someone who obseses over Rubiks cubes or any of its varients including 4x4x4, 5x5x5, V cube 6, V cube 7, Megaminxs, Gigaminxs, etc.
Kaelan "I am such a cube nut"
Kira "I can tell, you solved that megaminx in two minutes"
by kevansevans February 24, 2011
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Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.
joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
by nutburguler April 05, 2017
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