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new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).
"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"
by justin suriano June 28, 2006
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new fame

Someone that has risen and become famous not because of relations to other famous, people but actual talent.
by Calciumdust April 2, 2008
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New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009
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New Berlin Worm

The act of having sex in the back seat of your car in the freezing cold while drunk. You are so loaded and impatient, you yank the girls pants down to her ankles and wiggle through her legs, forcing her ankles high into the air. Then you have anal sex with her without permission or even realizing what you are doing.
Man, I think Todd pulled the old New Berlin Worm in my car last night. His girlfriend is pissed and walking funny and my backseat smells like poop.
by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
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new dat

A "new dat" is a person that jumped on the new orleans saints bandwagon in the year of 2009 - 2010. Some one you cant even name 5 players but say there a fan.
He isnt a fan, hes a new dat
by cowied February 15, 2010
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New Guinea bookmark

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.
Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.
by rs261 December 26, 2009
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New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009
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