Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.

"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"

by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet

Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap

by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022

Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.

I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.

by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022

Nap

an excuse to get off of facetime so you can nut

all right i gotta go take a nap see ya

by nuttynutnut November 3, 2019

Nap

Acronym NAP

Naughty adult play

“Babe, let’s go take a nap”

by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024

Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.

I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.

by HST Wannabe March 25, 2013

Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017