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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 5, 2010
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Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who don't normally get along, take a nap close enough together that you might think they've become best friends.
Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.
by Brian Kelley November 7, 2022
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Kass-nap

Any nap lasting longer than 5 hours
Man, that final sucked so hard I took a kass-nap after.
by shakethat March 18, 2016
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Tactical Nap

A tactical nap is where one needs a brief sleep in order to go mad on the sesh at night.
"Oh god aye, gonna go for a wee tactical nap so I can go pure mad on the sesh later tonight."
by crowoffaith January 2, 2018
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Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.
"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"
by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020
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Nap

an excuse to get off of facetime so you can nut
by nuttynutnut November 3, 2019
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Nap

Babe, let’s go take a nap
by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024
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