Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.

Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...

by Tullie June 04, 2011

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Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas

People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas

by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017

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Pox monkey

A person suffering from the Monkeypox virus

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.

by beast82nl May 20, 2022

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freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.

He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

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Accounts Monkey

Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.

(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"

by Christophopopolous June 04, 2007

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