mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Super Mega Swag Happy Swag

The feeling/emotion of utter joy and surprise when someone you look up to deeply, notices you and your existence.

The person you look up to doesn't necessarily have to be well-known, popular, or famous. just someone you adore and look up to in a heroic sense.

Person 1: "Oh my gosh! this Youtuber I watch just replied to my comment on their video!"
Person 2: "That's so cool! I bet you feel so Super Mega Swag Happy Swag right now."
Person 1: "I really do! I couldn't be happier."

by loosetooth February 22, 2022

Binley Mega Chippy

The only decent chippy in the whole of the UK. Home to the famous morbin meal for 4.99.

person 1: oi do u want to pop to binley mega chippy
person 2: yeah sick i’ll get the morbin meal

by bundalover200 June 1, 2022

Mega Thot

Sophia Ramos

Me: Sophia dated like 3 guys in the past hour. She’s such a mega thot

by RyanCreatesWords February 7, 2019

Mega Munch

One of the 7 wonders of the world. Stumbling here after a few too many is like arriving at the gates of heaven. It's a shame it burnt down. Can't wait to see you soon.

The only reason i'm going out is so i can get a Mega Munch on the way back

by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 7, 2025

mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018