No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

May 2nd

May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.

"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"

by Perz n molly for breakfast May 2, 2020

May 9

Release date of Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. It is a national holliday.

Person 1- "Hey dude, it's may 9th!"
Person 2- "Happy birthday Feel good inc!"

by kiwster May 9, 2020

May 10

May 10th is national send dick pick day.

Hey its May 10 you have to send me a dick pick!

by itstrueG May 10, 2020

May 29th

The day where Daniel’s gf sends him very nice but haram pics:)

It’s may 29th send pic

by Hihi oni May 29, 2020

January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

may 2018

the month in which urban dictionary was at its peek

hey dude look here on the right you can see when urban dictionary was at its peek, hmmmm the peek was at may 2018

by boredlmao June 5, 2020