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Matthew Avalos

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Matthew Lahti

“Let’s go to Disney and wait 5 hours in the new Star Wars ride” -Matthew Lahti
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022
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Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry
Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.
by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022
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Ruby Matthews

Nicer than you might think
She acts mean but she's actually a Ruby Matthews
by Definitely not Ass Man November 30, 2021
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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is
Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best
by Roburmum June 28, 2018
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