Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019

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That wierdo who calls himself tuna even though that's not his real name

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by Poodle noodles do you like stu May 20, 2019

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Radko Majer

If someone breaks any part of a body with any kind of impact, usually with a weak force they're what's called "Radko Majer".

He broke his arm while he was walking down the stairs.
Typical Radko Majer.

by AntreSucks April 4, 2021

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A neoclassical latin term used to label an event, cause or misfortune brought about by an obvious act of God or by Nature. In modern terms, adapted from the term Force Majeur , Force Majoi named after a modern time allibi expert Joiichi "the great" Oda famously known tor his penchant in performing unprecedented closuresof established businesses and inavailability of grocery items, foods, and other essentials so as to save money and fullfill his thrifty habits and impose it amongst his family members in a mellancholic twist of psychotic manipulation.

There is no available Potato Chips at the Convenience Store, the factory supplying them closed due to Arson. It was a Force Majoi.

by Ma.chunlung July 29, 2021

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