Mad hick disease

a disease that has been quarantined to the country sides to prevent further spread. Symptoms included killing of random animals, missing teeth, driving a large truck, judging your manhood on how much you can lift, and defining life through your high school football career.

I'm going back to the bubble, wish me luck and pray I don't die of frost bite/boredom/mad hick disease.

by Bubble escapee December 16, 2009

Mad Sow Disease

Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.

I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.

by Guy O March 18, 2011

mad mugging

When you have an angry scowl on your face during a dance off. Or, an overly serious expression while preforming some interpretive dance

Molly had a blast mad mugging with her girls to Bel Biv Devoe.

by Mad Maxie September 12, 2013

mad thendi

A phrase used by NYIT mallu thugs for calling something or someone wack

Lens: Yo you know that kid Ajin Varughese?

Justin: Yea man, he's mad thendi

by cking345 November 11, 2013

mad noob disease

MAD NOOB DISEASE. Beware, mad noob disease is rapidly spreading all over the world! This disease is contracted when your noobular vein is inflamed, and you become a mad butt-hurt noob! You know someone has this disease when they constantly fail at life, have no friends, are named either Larry or Lawrence, or Craig, and are a complete crybaby. If you think someone you know has it, throw them under a bus or a cliff immediately.

"Oh no, I think Larry has Mad Noob Disease

by J and Ace December 17, 2013

Mad Pooper

An individual, usually unknown, who defecates in improper places, especially when the discovery of the evidence is an unpleasant surprise.

"When Mr. Jenkins reached into his desk for the hall pass, he discovered that the Mad Pooper had struck again. The whole school heard the scream."

by MrClarke2014 April 15, 2014

Mad as hell

Pissed about something that was said or done. 50% of the time an ass whooping follows the saying.

I'm mad as hell that she spilled her red wine on my white mink rug!! I wanna be her ass right now!!

by Truth.co January 29, 2015