the Lesbian living in my basement

A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.

a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?
b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her
a)can't you say no or later?
b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...

by Lucii Dalia March 16, 2009

The Lesbian Advantage

The advantage a lesbian would have over a male when the two are competing for a bisexual female love interest. The advantage seems to stem from the fact that two females have the same physical and emotional traits, whereas a male and a female do not.

Rosie used The Lesbian Advantage on Larry in order to win the heart of the bisexual female.

by il temuto August 29, 2011

Hot lesbian's

Someone so hot, everyone asks them out, even though they all know that they are lesbian.
95% are thicc af, 2% are funny, 1% are goths, and 2% are all of the above. Who doesn't want a hot lesbian as their wannabe side hoe?

guy one:"Broooooo, she thicc af"
guy two:"You want to go try?"
girl one:"Don't you know that she is one of those hot lesbian's?"
girl two:"THIS ONE IS FOR ME!"

by rcsamDuckworth May 3, 2019

Lipstick lesbian

A feminine lesbian who is attracted to other feminine lesbians. They usually like cats ,flowers, lipstick and Stelling ur girl

Girl 1: so are you attracted to masculine lesbians
Girl 2: no I'm a lipstick lesbian

by HumanTrashMan November 2, 2019

Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing

literally DESTROYS you're opponent, whose the hoe now?

Bob: hey jeff ur mom mega gay
Jeff: no u
Bob: reverse card
Jeff: Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing
Bob: *fucking turns into ashes and will never ever be seen again*

by AnalGamerXXX April 10, 2019

Lesbian balls

A hetrosexual woman who looks like a stereotypical lesbian.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Lesbian Sleepover

A Lesbian Sleepover occurs when two heterosexual individuals, who might otherwise engage in sexual activity, opt to spend the night cuddling. The next morning is often a continuation of the non-sexual contact, with slight arousal and intermittent dry humping. In extreme cases, an over-the-pants hand job may be introduced. It is important to note that absence of penetration is replaced with frequent, if not constant discussions. The only known cure for a Lesbian Sleepover is gabblejacking, which tears down the hookup barrier instantaneously.

Girl: "I'm too tired to hook up. Let's just have a Lesbian Sleepover."
Guy: "What are the chances I can get an OTPHJ?"
Girl: "Depends if you fall asleep first."

by Bobcat8305 October 23, 2012