Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

R. Kelly Maneuver

When you have a desire to touch females without their consent and end up raping them.

The guy was horny at the park and slipped a R. Kelly Maneuver!

by Jacob The Ripper May 26, 2021

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

R. Kelly

A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.

Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection

I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!

by Seerf December 7, 2024

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

by sya1233 April 8, 2025

Kelleen

Attractive woman of Irish descent

That woman is upper class, and wanted - she is a Kelleen.

by HOTGreek August 9, 2021