Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

Callum Kelly-day

An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.

That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker

by 69696968420 February 15, 2020

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

kelly montero

great person, kind hearted and not the lil nas x song

hey its kelly montero the great person

by really c00l per$on July 21, 2021

Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.

You certainly can speak to the manager, Kelly! Because I am the manager you Caucasian crybaby!

by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020