Dry knees

Someone who doesn't get sex.

John had dry knees since 7th grade

by Blacklipbastard August 21, 2017

MY FUCKING KNEES

The saying you say after someone fucks your knees.

"MY FUCKING KNEES"

by RIFNJCldcnka zxc November 2, 2022

Knees

When you think someone is being to much of a follower or giving more support as usual: doing a litte too much dick riding . you would use this term

" Knees bro I think your hyping him a little too much "

by BoneCollector November 27, 2019

Third knee

I'm not defining this

that statue have a third knee between his legs

by underpaid employee May 6, 2024

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019

dislocated knee

What I did today at exactly 5:23PM

Dislocated knees hurt

by Thetatochip February 18, 2023

Netflix Knees

Knee pain after being curled in a ball during an intense Netflix series

Jessica: *on the couch after an intense Netflix series* let me extend my legs, my knees hurt
Brian: you must have Netflix knees *laughs*

by TroyJS June 16, 2016