Jonathon

Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"

See Definition of Jonathon. Belittles the melvin. One step further

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

Jonathon

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

by Borne February 12, 2006

Johnathan

The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan

Texting
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
...

by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 6, 2014

jonathon

a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'

1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????

by mother-by-proxy July 18, 2008

jonathon

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.

Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!

by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

Johnathan Hsu

He is probably asian but also a really friendly person. dont think that he's a stereo type asian because he is not. he is loyal, handsome, and he can actually really smart like all asians. has almost no rivals when it comes to getting girls. he may also be really athletic.

girl one: is that Johnathan Hsu?
girl two: you can definately tell by his handsome face and musclular arms!
girl three: I know, he is making me so horny that want to fuck him instantly!
girl one and girl two: No! He is mine!

P.S. These are hella hot girls, they are not asian.

by You'll know when it's the time January 26, 2012

johathan

a transsexual that has a fetish for dolls and likes to lick shit off the bottom of people's shoes

(2 a man whore

"look at that hobo that is such a johathan."

by thehitman40 July 26, 2016