Jade

Bitch.

Jade is a bitch. I hate her.

by Somebody once asked November 26, 2018

Drop Dead Jade

a very hot scene queen who looks like a goddess

''have you seen DROP DEAD JADE lately? shes looking hot !''

by lolzmess February 6, 2008

Jade Folk

A Schutter who would cheat on her boyfriends with other guys, and is always on the rebound for other guys. would date guy days after she breaks up with a boyfriend of years.

"Wow dude dump your girl she is a such a jade folk"

by VeryRandomDude! October 9, 2009

jade dragon

1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable

"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."

"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."

"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."

by Doctor Abraham Lincoln December 6, 2013

Jade

When you have to much of something to the point of being bored or sick of it, when something is Jade it means it's so common or occurring that it loses anything special about it

I masturbated so much that it just became Jade , it wasn't enough anymore

by Angel of Annoyance March 25, 2017

Jade

Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.

Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”

Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”

by daddygotmemoist May 16, 2018

Jade

Miniature goblin who likes to chase you around. Jade is satan and a disgrace to human kind and if you think otherwise you can eat your whole fucking ass. " and will beat the sh*t out of you if she catches you. "Got to catch em all"

Friend 1: who the fuck is that
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey

by Ravenpuffwhisperer March 7, 2019