Jacob playing Fortnite

Jacob, usually bad at Fortnite sometimes gets wins but only in sqauds he kicks you from lobby when tying to play creative with him

Jacob playing Fortnite is a person called Jacob that’s bad at Fortnite even when it’s not true.

by Yo mum gay 69696969 December 8, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing guy. He has the softest lips and they taste so sweet when you kiss him. He has red hair and will love you for who you are and will never cheat on you. He may be short but he is perfect in all ways and will always be there for you.

Girl: Have you met Jacob he is soo cute
Me: Yeah Jacob is my boyfriend
Girl: OMG YOUR SO LUCKY
Me:*texts jacob* love you baby ❤

by Ashlyn+Jacob=❤ March 24, 2019

JACOB

Jacob is legit the best person ever like legit- he’s the best person to stalk and follow around he has the worlds best smile and he’s super funny he’s also very smart and can do pretty much anything

Bella- OMG MAYA LOOK ITS JACOB
Maya- ok I’ll get my phone to record

Jacob- why are you recording me??
Maya- BC WE NEED TO STALK YOU

Jacob- Have a nice day BYE!!

by MayaandChristian November 14, 2019

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

Jacob

A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis

That Jacob is so cool

by gyhippo August 22, 2011

Jacob

(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...

"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."

by YourTrueAdvisor May 28, 2013

Jacob

He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah

Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt

by That young gurl April 2, 2017