jessica simpson

a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.

you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!

by ashlee November 10, 2004

Jessica Alba

This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?

If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.

Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?

Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.

Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field

Guy 2: Me two.

Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.

Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.

Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?

Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.

by Guy who know things July 24, 2009

jessica

spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases

i met a jessica the other night and told them off.

by william bill January 2, 2008

Jassim Alajmi

an insensitive prick that teaches Banking and Finance courses at the University of Bahrain.He likes torturing students by preparing really tough exam questions which only he can answer.He also likes showing-off when someone asks him a question about something and acts least concerned about his students problems.I mean what the fuck is he trying to prove??? That he has the power to get us difficult exams or he wants to prove that he's a real genius???

NOTE: Jassim Alaji loves to use the word "MA3GOOLA" in most of his sentences.So dont be surprised if you see them in every example.

"Ya3ni ma3goola ayeeb likom imti7an sahil?? Aneh thi"9ati feekom kbeereh!"

"Intaw il-students mal jami3at ilba7rain lazim itroo7oon ilhaj kil shahar mob mara wa7deh bas...7aram 3alaikom 3ala illi itgoolooneh..."

"ya3ni ma3goola mat3arfoon ma3neh kalimat 'eethar'??"

by BraveHeart June 10, 2006

Jessica Dohme

Beauty...pure Beauty. She caught my eye and I'll always love her..even if we're not together

Wow...look at jessica Dohme

by _In_Love_ December 19, 2012

Jesiel

Is a person who is nice, loving and caring to others but can also be disrespectful and annoying to others but most of the time is cute and nice.

Jesiel is annoying 😒

by Rythggkjkkkk September 29, 2020

Jessica

A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.

"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"

by FishTacoFrank April 25, 2011