mickey j

like a hickey, but on your butt
Guy 1: "I gave her a Mickey j last night"
Guy 2: "so you got some good booty?"
Guy 1: "totally"
by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015
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J-Lessed

v. The act of ejaculating on someone's face unexpectedly.
"yo I just J-Lessed when I saw that pair of rockin' tits."
by a victim of a facial February 10, 2009
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J-banger

Joint, spliff, doobie; a cigarette combined with cannabis that will get you high.
'Let's roll a J-banger', 'I'm J-bangered'.
by spacecaked March 15, 2011
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car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.
Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.
by R-Dave September 23, 2020
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medium j

by krazedhatchetgrl December 06, 2004
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j-ho

A Japanese woman prone to promiscuous, wonton and tawdry behavior. Often seen in the Roppongi district of Tokyo getting plastered with low-life gaijin such as GIs from nearby bases.
Yo dudes, let's leave base tonight and go party in Roppongi! We can get really wasted and pick up some J-hos! Damn! Glad I am not in Iraq.
by Tokyo gaijin June 23, 2007
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j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.
Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.
by j-ing off on my day off June 28, 2013
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