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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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Vegan Teacher

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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teachere

The spelling utilised by a trainee teacher in an effort to try and correctly spell teachers. This misinterpretation can also lead to the endless mocking of the offender.
I am marching for "teachere" because I am autistic
by declansasexbomb May 28, 2019
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Hot For Teacher

(Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!)
Oh yeah, t-t-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
(Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man
Whoa)
I heard about your lessons but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher, woh
(Oh man, I think the clock is slow
What are you doin' this weekend?
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed)
Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Whoa
Oh! Yes I'm hot
Oh my God!
Whoo!
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
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Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!
by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019
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Teacher's Pet

Labiba Salsabil Yashna!

#LoudSpeakerComedian
Teacher's Pet is very hyper today
by Aurora1909 June 27, 2019
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Teacher

Teacher is someone that i love, because some of them, try hard to make me a successful person in the country

I'm from Southern Peninsular Malaysia, Johor Bahru, Johor.. that's all from me, love u guys..
"thank you, teacher 🥰 i appreciate you all very much" - Darwina Fariesya Iskandar
by YouTuber Johor July 14, 2021
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