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the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it
Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep
by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020
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student teacher

a basterd in college who thinks they're a teacher but in reality is in crippling debt
by raybeez March 23, 2022
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our best teacher

Your best teacher is just your best teacher. She helps you a lot. But not only that ,but dosen't do pop quizes! You just relax and talk about debates, life meaning,stories,jokes...YOU ALL LOVE HER!
Yeah we didn't do grammar today! SHE IS OUR BEST TEACHER!

Today we did debate is hot dog a sandwitch? Our teacher said it is! SHE IS OUR BEST TEACHER!

We didn't do pop quiz today! SHE IS OUR BEST TEACHER!
by dezoksiribonukleinskakiselina November 13, 2018
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French Immersion Teachers

Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.
Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!

Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.
by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022
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Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
by Who?asked? August 9, 2024
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teacher

a dum fuck who works in hell and dont know what anything its the oppiste of perfect and sucess.
by qetyuioo May 2, 2022
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