Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

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Free head Friday

Head that given every Friday

Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday

by Knee down head up suck up April 7, 2019

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swaggy faggy friday

for the girls and the gays. and the bi’s and theys.

damn shawty it’s swaggy faggy friday. let’s celebrate.

by bella🙆🏼 January 2, 2021

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Frick dick Friday

A day for girls that probably think all men should die and have blue hair to kick men in the balls as-much as they want so some Holliday for thick heads

Boy: why did you kick me in the balls
Girl: it’s frick dick friday

Boy: so some other blue hair day
Girl: THaTs sO OfFeNciVE To uS Im CaNcelIng yOu

by Bignandromthechippy October 6, 2020

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The meaning of Fuck Friday Fest, Can be defined in a various ways! Having beers with your mates or your friends after work is a great way to celebrate Fuck Friday Fest. When you leave work early so you can go shopping and waste money , But first you must tell your boss to fuck off. Another way to celebrate Fuck Friday Fest. Fuck Friday Fest Can also mean you just want to be lazy and comment on people's social media post. Let's make everything festive. Have the best Fuck Friday Fest Ever.

Dude, Tom got so drunk on all those beers after work. That was a really good Fuck Friday Fest.

by Gonameless October 26, 2018

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