n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.
"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."
by Lee Warrick May 08, 2008
Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.
Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
by Johndoedoe June 17, 2019
An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
by JimsPseudonym August 27, 2009
Ah fuck i have morning internet
by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018
by babyhuey121794 September 24, 2013
Look. he's lagging again. Must be that good ol' BT Internet
OMG I can't play this game with this garbage BT Internet, it's like playing a slide show!
OMG I can't play this game with this garbage BT Internet, it's like playing a slide show!
by BigFishMan April 21, 2020
Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.
by Ms. Tami February 04, 2012