Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?
by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
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Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
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Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.
by ontobetterthings February 06, 2010
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Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
by japanesque October 26, 2019
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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.
Salesman: *Slaps roof of Internet Explorer* This baby can hold so much hate.
by Svifias November 03, 2018
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internet explorer

person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course
by CreeperCat1 December 08, 2020
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Internet Explorer

The default browser installed on windows machines. It is installed onto you're computer for the sole purpose of downloading Chrome. Many have fallen under the impression that it is a software used to browse the internet, but this is false.
Internet explorer is the only software that you can download Chrome from, because it's default on you're computer. Why don't they just make chrome the default? Who knows....
by plopleyoorf June 18, 2020
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