Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.
I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.
by Scammerpayback247 March 29, 2022
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co-ed

brad is such a co-ed.
by wuaden February 10, 2021
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Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.
Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
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AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR
My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT
by Jpatt February 08, 2025
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Zozer (ed)

A suffix meaning extremely or entirely that can be used to add emphasis to the words pwn, or own.
Original Sentence: You just got PWNED!
After addition of suffix: You just got Pwnzozered!
by MASTERSH4KE June 17, 2005
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thats what thetly ed sheeran) is the ship name between thats what the mask is...💔 and akdens (secretly ed sheeran). they're really fucking gay.
do you ship thats what thetly ed sheeran)?
absolutely!
by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021
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ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
by eggsheeran August 28, 2021
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