MIKE-club

huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious

Ewww... he's a MIKE-club... You cannot go home with him!! or wear his pants

by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009

The Pill Club

A very large group of people who gobble up xans, percs, and hydro like it’s dark chocolate. Usually run by white, pasty, dudes with loads of acne and too much money burning a hole in their liver.

Boy 1: I wanna join The Pill Club but I don’t want to be carried by 6.
Boy 2: (previously joined The Pill Club) it’s not so bad.
Boy 1: Cool! So how do I join-
Boy 2: *fucking dies*

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

club penguin

A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.

I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight

by clout_dance_lit123 February 6, 2018

club penguin

The best game in the world . Non stop action . It really just butters my egg roll. I cant stop thinking about it . I think about it 4 times a day it makes me sweaty and moist all at the same time . I just love it so much I cant help but to get wet .

I just love when you play club penguin like that

by muhummad 12345678 January 19, 2018

Club Size

1. A marketing term designed to identify volume-packed products for distribution in warehouse stores such as Sam's Club or Costco.

2. Referencing a larger person as a common label from warehouse grocery store items.

1. " Bought chips today- club size !! "

2. " I like a bigger booty "

" Oh yeah, she's club size "

by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013

email club

noun. A group with which one exchanges emails regarding information, whether relevant and meaningful or random and inconsequential. Note: Most emails are exchanged during work hours, but after-hours email clubbing is allowed when issues of great importance or great randomness occur.

Why is that 40-year-old woman wearing stripper heels at Costco? The email club needs to hear about this.

by mb holla May 5, 2008

Youtch Club

A group of misfits that spend the day vigorously fisting eachother's anuses.

"Hey, do you want to come to my youtch club meeting this weekend?"

"Fuck no"

by ChickenPanda October 6, 2011