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history of a country

Discovery in 2018 of stone tools and fossils of butchered animal remains in Rizal, Kalinga has pushed back evidence of early hominins in the country to as early as 709,000 years.1 Some archeological evidence was found that humans lived in the archipelago 67,000 years ago, with the "Callao Man" of Cagayan and the Angono Petroglyphs in Rizal suggesting the presence of human settlement before the arrival of the Negritos and Austronesian speaking people.2212223 Continued excavations in Callao Cave however led to 12 bones from three hominin individuals being identified as a new species named Homo luzonensis.3 For modern humans, the Tabon remains are the still oldest known at about 47,000 years.4

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grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.
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Country Gravy Boat

Synonym/Noun, wordplay.

A tasteful and more respectful way to refer to any promiscuous individual who enjoys consuming, and/or being covered, or filled, with male ejaculate.

Especially one, whom, an individual would be pleased to be monogamous with.
"that's not just any old back ally cum dumpster, that's a country gravy boat you can bring home to mom."
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Country music

The best type of music ever other than rock and roll
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Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
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Country Music

"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
have you heard that key and peele tried making country music
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