by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.
"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."
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by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.
by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010

According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.
I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.
by Maxwell GS February 7, 2010

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
by hippieflight February 4, 2010

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
by NDGambella February 4, 2010
