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Canada's History

A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup
The chick was hot, but she wouldn't let me pull the old Canada's History on her.
by oracle235 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night
by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010
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History

Something that doesn't need to be torn down or replaced. As long as people are (mis)led to believe that out with the old, in with the new is really in their best interest and not in the financial interest of some developer from another town or state, they will keep falling in line with the agenda of these folks and never taking a stand against their agenda. It's a good way to lose any history that people came to love about a place, in favor of building a new order and a new agenda of peole that don't really give a fuck about them or anything but dollar signs.
History isn't removed or replaced by something new, it's really an attempt by some people or groups to show that somebody new is in charge here now.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.
by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
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History of Worldwide

We all know Precious one of the admins of worldwide. We remember the time she dated Benji.. yes those where the days they had a lot of fun with each other jisting, hugging even kissing. but one day it all disappeared do u wanna know why? well this answer would be posted on the FEELERS 2 group
# History of Worldwide 2 pt 5
by Ebuksam February 24, 2023
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Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
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