A diva, mostly from a small town or city that has reason to believe that she is different than everyone else. Unfortunately she is wrong.
Typical signs to beware of include but are not limited to:
-Owning a Samsung Galaxy
-Blares anything by The 1975, Lana Del Ray, Panic at the Disco, Imagine Dragon, Empire of the Sun, AWOLNATION, Brothertiger or any other miserable ass band
-Rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-Has curly hair that you can not tell if she just got out of bed or had to fight a hobo for a dollar found on the street and is dyed at least thrice
-Wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly black), black 8 inch heels (or higher depending on how god-awful they look), a button up shirt that looks like she took it from the hobo from the previous statement (to accent the mismatched shirt underneath it) and 4 layers of henna on her arms to show how good of an "ARTIST" she it
-Repeatedly uses ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boss", "Fetch", "dope", "really", "ratchet", "actually", "Chillin", "yippie ki yay a and shit", "consumerism", etc to make a valid statement
-tries to speak in a British accent to see how long she can do it without breaking character when traveling
-Has a scream voice that would make the singer of Behemoth cringe
-Is commonly known as a "rockstar"
If spotted please report to random people saying "WOW! Look at her IS she a ROCKSTAR? She must be all Ratchet Hipster."
Typical signs to beware of include but are not limited to:
-Owning a Samsung Galaxy
-Blares anything by The 1975, Lana Del Ray, Panic at the Disco, Imagine Dragon, Empire of the Sun, AWOLNATION, Brothertiger or any other miserable ass band
-Rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-Has curly hair that you can not tell if she just got out of bed or had to fight a hobo for a dollar found on the street and is dyed at least thrice
-Wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly black), black 8 inch heels (or higher depending on how god-awful they look), a button up shirt that looks like she took it from the hobo from the previous statement (to accent the mismatched shirt underneath it) and 4 layers of henna on her arms to show how good of an "ARTIST" she it
-Repeatedly uses ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boss", "Fetch", "dope", "really", "ratchet", "actually", "Chillin", "yippie ki yay a and shit", "consumerism", etc to make a valid statement
-tries to speak in a British accent to see how long she can do it without breaking character when traveling
-Has a scream voice that would make the singer of Behemoth cringe
-Is commonly known as a "rockstar"
If spotted please report to random people saying "WOW! Look at her IS she a ROCKSTAR? She must be all Ratchet Hipster."
by ratchethipstergirl February 9, 2014
Get the Ratchet Hipstermug. An individual who thinks that everything that Samsung makes is superior to every other piece technology in the world (mostly Apple). Despite many smart phone users owning an iPhone, a Samsung hipster tries to go against this social norm.
iPhone Guy: Hey, I just bought the new iPhone.
Samsung Hipster: Even though the new S4 is superior in every way?
iPhone Guy: How so?
Samsung Hipster: Well there is a 0.1384 minimal difference between each process-
iPhone Guy: Hey Siri, can you give this Samsung Hipster the directions to get a life?
Samsung Hipster: Even though the new S4 is superior in every way?
iPhone Guy: How so?
Samsung Hipster: Well there is a 0.1384 minimal difference between each process-
iPhone Guy: Hey Siri, can you give this Samsung Hipster the directions to get a life?
by doessamsungevenlift January 11, 2014
Get the Samsung Hipstermug. The attitude given by hipsters towards others due to their not being as hip as them. Most often associated with hipster bartenders.
by Silver style December 11, 2016
Get the Hipster-tudemug. "Have you seen those fellas over there? The ones drinking ale out of a boot with froth on their waxed moustaches. No, not them, the one with the Edwardian top hat next to the lad that rode in on an ostrich, that cringe of hipsters stood at the bar"
by grumblah July 18, 2019
Get the Cringe of hipstersmug. "Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016
Get the Closet Hipstermug. A hipster that is way too hipster compared to other hipsters, therefore causing competition. Loves to talk about how hipster and "not mainstream" he/she is. Usually found in San Francisco and NYC. They have abandoned their sense of identity to fit a trend, competing to be the ultimate hipster.
Trisha is so cutthroat hipster. Yesterday she was mad because her hipster music was on pop-radio, which caused her to find new music to be more hipster than the other hipsters.
by hipster1 April 11, 2017
Get the Cutthroat Hipstermug. In a workplace, social circle, or any group, there is sometimes one member defined as the "token hipster". That person might not qualify as a genuine hipster, but in the context of the group he/she is defined as the "most hipster". It will depend on the overall hipster-level of the group; in a group of full-throttle hipsters, no one is going to be seen as a token hipster, rather the group dynamic will have acknowledged that one person is in fact the "alpha-hipster". In a group where there are no members seen or defined as a hipster, the person who possesses the most hipster-specific traits will be seen as the "token hipster".
Michelle is seen as the group's token hipster because she makes her own soap and her boyfriend has a long beard.
by Sailor Mike September 1, 2020
Get the Token Hipstermug.