Jim Halsey

From the 1986 movie “The Hitcher.” He is a young man who picks up a very gay seeming hitchhiker and he gets put into LOTS of situations with him. Take that how you want.

My name is Jim, Jim Halsey
Hiya kid.

by h1pp13l0v3 March 17, 2026

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five-handed sport

A slang term for "masturbation" originating from the Indonesian phrase "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which is in turn a backronym for the Indonesian word "coli" (meaning "masturbation").

He made a meme about ‘five-handed sport’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.

by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026

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One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.

Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?

by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025

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empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025

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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

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