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Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.
I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.
by AKSHERMANUS June 7, 2022
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Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)
Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.
by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022
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Yaya handles

The name for the "assist handles" on the interior of a car above the doos.
Ava grabbed the yaya handles as the car took the curve too fast. Slow down, cousin, she yelled through clenched teeth.
by Camille_lexographer November 20, 2022
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.
Hey, that guy over there is left handed.
by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022
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