ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

by tymm blith July 6, 2007

Ham Doctor

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.

"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."

by Pork professor July 22, 2009

ham job

A ham job means whacking off a pig.

"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.

Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.

by scodder May 26, 2010

clam ham

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

by tommeh October 30, 2006

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.

by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008

Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

by NJ April 27, 2003

Ham Sandwhich

Someone who mastribates all the time.

One time in science class tony started mastribating. Next the teacher said "stop mastribating tony". Afterwards tony continued to mastribate.
Afterwards tony had a ham sandwhich

by penis face February 24, 2004