The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.
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Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
Notes:
Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
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We have ten people, one more and we can all get funky with a session of 'Canada's History'. Hope the Mounties don't bust in this time.
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