When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.
Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
by JohnSussy May 19, 2022
Get the England's Historymug. "I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
by Daeara September 25, 2022
Get the friend with historymug. uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"
by ZK1987 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
by RedPanda0112358 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.
-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.