hipster twat

any hipster who tries to force their non-mainstream life on you

guy: man did you see that hipster twat over there?
girl: yeah he was trying to convince me to go vegan...

by Spiderbit April 18, 2018

Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.

Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster

by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012

Hipster folds

The permanent Folds that occur on the back of a hipster's beanie.

Dude, Look at those hipster folds on that guy's beanie. What a douche.

by Duke of weenies November 7, 2012

Broken Hipster

Any hipster that is over 40.

The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.

by Joe Vman September 1, 2012

Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.

Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.

by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021

The Lurking Hipster

That person who's always lingering in the backround at fun events grumbling about how mainstream something has gotten instead of just enjoying themselves.

The lurking hipsters sure are plentiful at this venue.

by Mo Mouse January 17, 2019

idiot hipster

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

by K Joyce January 5, 2016