National Grab Dick Day

August 8th is National grab a dick day .

Susie “ Girl how many dicks did u grab today ? “
Emma “ 12 how bout you “
Susie “ 18 “
Well Happy National Grab Dick Day hoes .

by Thatboothang08 August 7, 2019

National grab dick day

When anyone can grabs anyone’s dick for the day, September 4th!

Pulls up and grabs dick
Hey what the fuc-
It’s national grab dick day

by Snowballsnowbal1000 August 29, 2019

Bacon Grabber

Bacon Grabber was 1920s slang for "repo man."

Man 1: Hey, what happened to your new car?
Man 2: I missed too many payments and the bacon grabbers took it away!

by Francis ornot August 22, 2021

National Dick Grabbing Day

National day on April 13th where all girl\guys can grab dicks at anytime. Good luck ladies. ;)

National Dick Grabbing Day was sick, I got to grab anyone’s dick at anytime;)

by April 13th National Dick Grab May 26, 2018

Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch

A nickname for Benedict Cumberbatch.

"Isn't that the guy called Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch from the show Sherlock?"

by Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch May 27, 2018

National kiss and grab dick day

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want

Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

by Applesause22 October 27, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

On October 3rd you may grab anybody’s ass without consequence

*grabs girls ass*
girl: “hey, why would you do that”
guy: “because it’s national grab ass day”
girl: “ohh alright your fine then”

by EBE ACE #103 October 2, 2018