Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Get the Grassmug. A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
Get the touch grassmug. by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020
Get the Grassmug. by Hp Office jet 874270- Model 3a February 9, 2020
Get the Grassmug. A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
Get the Blade of Grassmug. by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022
Get the Grassmug. A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021
Get the Grass Manmug.