loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

Goblin King

A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.

Dude did you see that Goblin King?

Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.

by By Audio January 12, 2013

Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).

God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!

by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023

Clob Goblin

A woman with very large, fake lips

"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"

by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022

Dope Goblin

a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)

that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh

by touch of tism March 15, 2024

vagina goblin

A child

God Kate's vagina goblin is such a asshole

by Boobyfly June 16, 2023