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people from germany , that arent racist as long as you are white , i went to a german school and they always used the racist words , shit im a tanned italian.
im german wont give you my hand jesse owens.

the best cars are germans , the best girls are german , the smarthes are german , the best mexican food is german.
by jose gonzales May 1, 2006
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german circus

when a man and woman are having sex and do very intrecut and intense sex moves, usually acrobatic things like flips.
last night i did the german circus with sally. i flipped her and did the flying trapeze.
by dandingo March 10, 2009
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German Teaparty

A large group sexual activity, in which one unlucky female is the victim of vigorous, rough, sweaty double penetration; which usually ends in a facial.
John: Yo man you see that German Teaparty video?
Frank: Yeah bro, that was awesome! she took all 4 loads in the mouth!
by JoePescimofo August 13, 2009
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German Occupation

Where a German Man has anal sex with a Polish women, to symbolize the "German Occupation of Poland". Following that, the women must wear a strap-on and attempt to give the male anal sex, as the male must punch her in the face and fight. This is to show Poland's failed attempts at fighting back against the German's. As the third and final act, an American man must preform vaginal sex to the women, after beating up the German man, to symbolize America's help in the freedom of Poland from Germany. The third act may also be preformed with a Russian Man instead of an American man. During this whole "time", the German man must have his arm raised in the Nazi Saluting Position and scream "Heil" in the salute to Hitler.
Hans : Did you sleep with that Pollock last night?

Axel : Yes, there was German Occupation for some time, but an American showed up and ruined it all.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
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dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
by sick fucks February 16, 2005
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Germany

A country that used to be one of the most powerful in the world, but that after WW2 was made into an American style republic. Now led by Chancellor Angela Merkel, a puppet of the USA, It could be the 51 st state. It retains some of its traditions, but only to retain tourism and make profit in an american capitalist way. Also the butt of many jokes, because of its failure during WW2.
A jew walking in Germany, spits on the floor and slaps a german woman in the face. A policeman comes to arrest him.
"You are under arrest Sir"
Jew shows him his Israeli passport
"Im sorry to have bothered you Sir, Goodbye"
by NIKKK777 October 21, 2008
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german kissing

Using a lot of tongue and rubbing a teddy bear
Hey aimee, i heard that guy last night was german kissing you with his favorite teddy bear
"ya dez, it was insane."
by aimee chan June 22, 2008
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