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Alaskan Ghost Rider 

The act of running up to your girlfriend, knocking her out before she can see you and having anal or vaginal sex in the doggy style position. This position is picked because in the unlikely event that she regains consious, you can again punch her in the back of the head before she realizes who is sodomizing her.

*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.
Before she could break up with me, i gave her the Alaskan Ghost rider
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Ghost ride 

A sexual act whereby a person will take a girl from behind as she faces their bedroom window. This person’s flatemate will very discreetly come in half way through and swap whilst the original fornicator runs around the house to the window and waves at the girl who is now being “ghost ridden”.
“Dude I just got a booty call from Lauren and she sounded fairly trashed – could be a good night for ghost ride
Ghost ride by superluckycat October 7, 2008

black ghost 

A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe black people or niggas. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "huck guei".
Look at the black ghost trying to steal a car over there.
black ghost by Slammer111 April 26, 2006

ghostfaced 

Wearing a mask to hide one's face, almost always for some sort of head busting.
"I'm Ghostfaced up, military style down
Nuff ammunitions of rounds across the chest"

Masta Killa - Wu Tang Banga 101
ghostfaced by Raekwon_The_Chef_22 January 15, 2008

Ghost Flush 

After taking a big #2 and you've pushed the toilet paper packing to a maximum ( one more ply and it will surely clog) you flush and wait for the "cyclone" of water to throw the last bunch of T.P. down the hole. This resembles a ghost flying and saves you from one hell of a shit storm (no pun intended).
"Dude, I was in a public restroom, and in order to save myself from a huge clogging affair, I pulled a ghost flush and yelled "BOOOOO" as the cyclone engulfed my last wipe."

"Nice. I'm a plumber, and will surely pass this on to future clients. This could be the end of the plunger."
Ghost Flush by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009

ghost retard 

A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.
Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.
ghost retard by Tar-Baby January 14, 2010

Ghost toast 

Used to express the opinion or knowledge that a statement or belief is incorrect or purely lies. Often used as a playful and polite substitute for shouting 'bullshit'.

This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
"All birthmarks on your body are from wounds received in previous lives" stated Linda.
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan

I smell ghost toast

I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast

That's utter ghost toast
Ghost toast by EarthFromObserver February 2, 2014