Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.

He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

jick jack billy flop flack

The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance

Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.

by TIlove February 11, 2009

Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)

Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!

by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009

time to float

etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.

Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.

Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*

BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..

Example 3:

Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*

by Kingking_Lou September 25, 2017

flop dog

Ottawa Valley slang. When one sticks a frozen hot dog into one's vaginal recesses. It is kind of like a dildo, or a diller. However, it is smaller, and more dangerous due to the fact that a piece could easily fall off and subsequently become cunt junk. Therefore, it should only be used by professionals.

I bet that girl uses a flop dog.
yep, she's been flap dagged alright!

by GWN May 4, 2007

man flop

male flip flops. These should never be worn. On the off chance that they do pass into the public realm of viewing it's usually when a man believes his feet are way more appealing than they actually are.

Karyn: AHHHH WHAT'S THAT!?!?!?!?!
Megan: That would be Chuck's feet...*shivers*
Chris: When will that guy learn not to wear man flops?!??

by hugs_not_drugs <3 June 27, 2006

swedish flop

The sound your dick makes when you slap a swedish person across the face.

I gave that bitch a swedish flop.

by Cloudius March 2, 2008