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King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020
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Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!
Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.
by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025
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flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).
"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!
Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.
by Awhitewv February 4, 2022
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Flat ass

Something I kinda want because it's weird with guys starting at my butt
Don't hit on her she's got a flat ass 💀
by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022
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