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Ziahs feet

Person 1: i love foot long subs!
Person 2: i wish subway called them by their other name, Ziahs feet!
by Mitocondria December 19, 2022
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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
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Ass feet

Feet that look so good it makes your butthole feel good
Damn she got sum sexy ass feet
by Space tent February 21, 2019
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Springman feet

Smelly ass feet that stinks up the whole room
Bob had a bad case of springman feet
by Sloopypoopynig March 3, 2019
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bill onion feet

Bill is a man in Austrailia who got onions banned in an Australian favourite snack known as a buntings snag. He got the banned cause he slipped on one.
"hey that's bill onion feet isn't it." " dude you're such a bill onion feet. "
by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018
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beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places
Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!
by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 5, 2018
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