feet

Alien invasions of the human anatomy.

you’re feet are weird.

by aleinnnnman January 25, 2021

put the feet on

hurry up, get on out of here

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by onewoodenleg2 January 4, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

Feet

My absolute favorite things in the world. Cannot live with out.

Person 1: Man, I really love feet.
Person 2: EXACTLY

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Happy Feet

A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.

My friend Wyeth is happy feet

by BatterForCake123 May 24, 2024

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023

Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman March 30, 2009