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spam eye

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam
Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us
by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015
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Quarantine eyes

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.
My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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julio eyes

the phrase julio eyes is from the legend of the priest julio sent as a companion of the great healer that god sent to watch it bake and thus is the reason for when you smoke his holy herb you see life through his eyes for as long as you so channel his spirit into you
hey man dave had some stuff last night and we got major julio eyes
by that daft tye October 1, 2013
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eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.
The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.
by DJKiwi July 25, 2018
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under-eye

The dude was talking to me, but he under-eyed me the whole time.
by Word Hound Nazi July 8, 2014
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Vacation Eye

A temporary lapse in judgment (usually for clothing and accessories, but also artwork, furniture, etc) brought on by being in very different surroundings long enough for the "exotic" to seem normal. After even a few days, death masks, tortoise shell lamps, and turquoise sterling silver inlay mesa concho belts seem "normal," but don't think for a second that they won't stick out like a sore thumb once you're back in Springfield. People suffering Vacation Eye can be seen awkwardly strutting the beaches of Hawaii with a sarong that won't stay on, thinking that they blend in. Often you will not know you have suffered from Vacation Eye until you are back at home and realize your new Babe the Blue Ox toilet paper dispenser does *not* fit into your life.

Sadly, Vacation Eye purchases are frequently thought of as the essential item that represents the vacation itself. As such, Vacation Eye purchases can be extremely expensive (massive German coo-coo clock, silk shantung Chinese tapestry, 7 foot tall combination coat rack/lamp/fountain shaped like a dolphin)

Don't let your temporary change of scenery distort your taste: Just because the locals have it, does not mean you should. You decorated your house in American traditional, so that hand-painted throw pillow of a giant macaw *will* end up in the attic.
People who have Vacation Eye will:
1. Get dread locks or braids while vacationing in Jamaica meaning to keep them in once their vacation is over and they are back in their cubicle surrounded by standard Christian haircuts.

2. Buy a cowboy shirt/boots/buckle with the full intention of wearing it at home in Detroit.

Vacation Eye is a form of buyers remorse but the store is hundreds of miles away.
by WoodenLegHair June 24, 2012
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hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar
by rob magnum May 25, 2012
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